Showing posts with label life. Show all posts
Showing posts with label life. Show all posts

Saturday, September 13, 2008

i got to go back to sleep

so, like almost always when im sleeping im dreaming that im getting the things i need to do done. you know, like chores, errands, obligations, whatever. so i wake up and i feel awesome that i got all this shit done. then i realize that im actually only a productive person when im dreaming. so i either go back to sleep where everything is positive and awesome or make my way to the internet to waste like, i dunno, 3-5 hours till some one calls me and tells me what to do.

Monday, August 11, 2008

last night was pretty weird

so we went to off broadway to see bob log III and it was awesome. the monads played and it was b's first time seeing one of the most cute and fun bands around town. and then there were the drunk ass holes. the night pretty much went like this:
BEER

MONADS

DRUNK ASSHOLE BOBBLING AROUND

JELLO SHOTS

BOBLOGIII

MORE SHOTS

SO THEN WE'RE OUTSIDE SMOKING CIGS AND THE BOBBLE HEAD ASSHOLE ASKS FOR ONE. I GET HIM A CIG AND HE BEGINGS TO TELL ME ITS OK THAT IM GAY. IM NOT OFCORSE SO ITS KINDA FUNNY TILL ITS NOT ANYMORE. THEN HIS BUTTHEAD FRIENDS COME AROUND TO DEFEND HIM AND THATS WHERE THE SHIT STARTS. earlier i was talking to b about how some people dont deserve to get punched in the face so an open had slap or even a bitch slap puts them in their place. SO, ONE OF THE DRUNK FRIENDS IS ALL "bla bla bla raciest stuff, bla bla bla sexist stuff" SO I SLAPPED THE MOTHER FUCKER IN THE FACE. THERE WAS A LOT OF YELLING AND THEN CHRIS GAVE ME HIS LAST CIG AND I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING.


THIS IS MY LIFE. I THINK I LOVE IT.


oh, right and after all that we went to a dance party then i got laid by my boyfriend. jeez, you just cant beat this shit.
oh crap, i gotta go to work. see ya