last night was pretty weird

so we went to off broadway to see bob log III and it was awesome. the monads played and it was b's first time seeing one of the most cute and fun bands around town. and then there were the drunk ass holes. the night pretty much went like this:
BEER

MONADS

DRUNK ASSHOLE BOBBLING AROUND

JELLO SHOTS

BOBLOGIII

MORE SHOTS

SO THEN WE'RE OUTSIDE SMOKING CIGS AND THE BOBBLE HEAD ASSHOLE ASKS FOR ONE. I GET HIM A CIG AND HE BEGINGS TO TELL ME ITS OK THAT IM GAY. IM NOT OFCORSE SO ITS KINDA FUNNY TILL ITS NOT ANYMORE. THEN HIS BUTTHEAD FRIENDS COME AROUND TO DEFEND HIM AND THATS WHERE THE SHIT STARTS. earlier i was talking to b about how some people dont deserve to get punched in the face so an open had slap or even a bitch slap puts them in their place. SO, ONE OF THE DRUNK FRIENDS IS ALL "bla bla bla raciest stuff, bla bla bla sexist stuff" SO I SLAPPED THE MOTHER FUCKER IN THE FACE. THERE WAS A LOT OF YELLING AND THEN CHRIS GAVE ME HIS LAST CIG AND I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING.


THIS IS MY LIFE. I THINK I LOVE IT.


oh, right and after all that we went to a dance party then i got laid by my boyfriend. jeez, you just cant beat this shit.
oh crap, i gotta go to work. see ya

wow, i must have been really drunk

i am absolutly insainly completely sory about my last post. although i do love that song i cant believe that i picked that version to share with the "world". its really really aweful. and perhaps it seemed that i did that on perpose or something ironic or whatever, i can asure you i did not mean to. in fact i was just cheking the blog to see if anyone was looking at it and thought maybe someone had played a trick on me. i dont think i ever gave my passwords out so im guessing i did one of those drunk internet things that you just feel stupid about later. so again, not on purpose and im sorry.
HERE:

this has been the secret song i never had the guts to put on the mix tape for the guy i had a crush on:

at 10 in the morning after 3 hours of sleep i think my idea of adorable might possible be a little skewed

pull over, that ass too fat.

Whoop!
Huh?
What that bitch got all that ass for?
Man pull that hoe over that bitch gotta get a ticket

[1 - Trick Daddy]
Whoop! Whoop!
Pull over that ass is too fat
Whoop! Whoop!
Pull over that ass is too fat

[Repeat 1 (3x)]

[Trina]
Dumps in the truck
Thighs like what?
Ain't nann hoe got more booty in the butt
Sisqo made that song when he seen me in a
THONG! TH-THONG! THONG! THONG!
I know you like the way the booty go
Like a pro
Slip him off the bed, throw him on the floor
Turn on the cameras start the freak show
This ass even make Black Rob say whoa
I got a fat ass playa nigga can't pass up
Juvenile couldn't even back this azz up
Bone don't you know lil' mama fully loaded
I got a fat ass and I know how to tote it
You wanna fuck?
Twenty g's for the nut
Keys to the mansion, keys to the truck
What? Y'all know what's up
Ain't nann hoe got more booty in the butt

[Repeat 1 (4x)]

Who got more ass than the average bitch?
You know it's the baddest bitch
Number ten in the face slim in the waist
Fat in the ass, do you want a taste?
Pop to the bass I'mma make ya drop
(Whoop! Whoop!)
Trina fixin' ta make ya hot
Uh me and the girls hit the club and clown
Going back to the old school, Dodo Brown
M-I-A-M-I baby
Slip 'n' Slide and I'm going crazy
Cause my shit firm and tight, just right
And if the price is right I just might

[Repeat 1 (4x)]

Off glass with it
Fat ass with it
Gettin' cash with it
I throw my back in it yeah
And I'mma shake what my mama gave me
Lil' mama don't play so you gotta pay me
I'm da baddest bitch you got to admit that
69 ways? You know I went that!
And I'mma shake my money maker
I'mma shake this thing like a salt shaker
Cause ain't nothing wrong with the bump and grind
When I do this thing up, jump behind
(Whoop! Whoop!)
Ride like a chuchoo train
(Whoop! Whoop!)
Lil' mama fixin' ta do this thing
(Whoop! Whoop!)
Front, back, side to side
(Whoop! Whoop!)
That's how ya slip 'n' slide
What's up lil' daddy
Trick a fat sack
Representin' for my girls with the fat back

[Repeat 1 (4x)]

Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! Whoop!
Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! Whoop!
Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! Whoop!
Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! Whoop!
Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! Whoop!
Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! Whoop!
Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! Whoop!
Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! Whoop

just one thing missing...nothing.

so, we went to the river yesterday (finally) and it was awesome!!
i got a sunburn. bridget never stopped peeing. peeter and ben were in love like little gay bear cubs. sunyatta got bitten by a snake then swallowed a live minnow. blake forgot to take off his calculator watch. rebeca got a sunburn. kevin came strong with the clasic rock. and...oh, me. uh, i got little river pebbles in my pubes. all in all, a perfect day.