for only $3 YOU can have your own MS Paint portrait by me! L. Rose Bland, world famous artist and person around town.
that's right YOU --------> can have all this for just one payment of $3 to this button here...
now dont be afraid of the paypal folks. if you see me around and have $3, you can pay me that way too!!
send me a pic or a request and im on my way to making you beautiful!!!