how im a totally average "woman"

http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/sex/results.shtml

you'll see.

how i unsuccesfully flirted with an attractive man of my age group tonight. or didnt.

he was very good looking and witty. i was weird and laughed at the wrong things. i was at work and my co.worker said he was flirting with me. i felt a flush coming on so i walked to the other side of the bar to think of something intelegent/entertaining to say. by the time i'd thought of whatever that was, i turned the corner to find that he'd left.
his name was pizza, he was mexican/cherokee princess, and...i loved him for just that little bit of time.
ill never see him again and for that reason i am totally satisfied.

DICKS OMG DICKS!!!

GUESS WHO'S SINGLE!!!

AND LOVES THE NINETIES?

ITS ME!

oh, right, and johny 6-pack too.

this is the guy she want to help out, right?

i swear, i just dont fucking get this broad.

and just for fun


ROLLINS FOR PREZ!!!

fuck this place.

HOW TO BE A HOUSE WIFE/VICE PRESIDENT

first you gotta get the look


lets get dressed now


dont forget your "fuck me" shoes


and your theme song for leaving the house


THANK YOU SARA PALIN. YOU'VE BECOME A REAL REMODEL FOR YOUNG LADIES.
just keep rockin' those stilettos ho!